swive's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[Soul Master PLUS]

Yes!

Nice job tuning up the great game! They say "if it ain't broken, don't fix it," but I guess the saying is wrong. =D

[How da bitch stole Xmas!!]

My vote for best SBC movie ever.

Atleast this one had a plot, and you used more than one frame.

[SMACK! Ali-Bob Face]

Too easy.

It was too easy, and the grammar in the intro was terrible.

[the skullkid]

Pretty twisted.

This game was fun, had strategic gameplay and good clean graphics. My only gripes are that the music got really repititive and the gameplay got boring after a while. Good work, nevertheless.

[Bowling Challenge]

Interesting!

"Excellent amount of fruit! The taste of wine is good, but I need more to enjoy. There's a bit of soda in here, yuck."

Final Score: 7.5

What an interesting, creative flash game! This game really tests your reflexes and I had a fun time trying different levels of fruit, wine, and soda to see what the results are.

If you plan on making a version 2, I hope you can add more stuff such as ice, lemon, etc. Or maybe you can making a "Baking Challenge."

Excellent work!

cykotiq responds:

Thanks for the excellent idea! I'm taking the "Baking Challenge" in serious consideration.

[SpaceBulb]

Nice concept..

.. which was executed well, but poorly in a way. There are some levels where it is IMPOSSIBLE to beat (i.e. Medium - Level 2). However, I liked the feel of the game and the engine seemed to be running smoothly.

Hope you can improve with time and create some great flash!

[Chocobo Pong]

Pong.. with chocobos?

What would they think of next? =p

I enjoyed the game, and everything semmed flawless except for one thing: the chocobo moves too fast, and the slider moves too slow. If you can make the slider a bit faster to match the chocobo's speed, or slow down the chocobo's speed, that would make this pong game a lot more enjoyable.

ThePurityClock responds:

If you continuously hit it, it speeds up. And i will think of more pong remakes...hmm...Zelda Chicken Pong perhaps...

[Know-It-All 8 Ball]

Bleh.

Another uninspired, lame 8 ball game.

cloned-illusion responds:

Wah wah wah.

Flash by Swive:
-none-

Therefore, I doubt you can make something and submit it to this website, hoping it would pass judgement like this did. This review means nothing to me, and I conclude that you suck llama nuts.

Fag.

[Splooge Invaders]

"Pregnancy, the bane of human existence"

My score: 1766

That's a lot of sperms. Is there a man on earth who can ejaculate that much semen? If there is, WOW.

It's nice to see humor and simple, yet fun, gameplay being injected into a game. Great work guys!

[Battery Charger]

Red! Blue! Red! Red! Blue!

This game was a very nice concept which was executed properly. The graphics were nice to look at and the music was perfect for this game; not too loud, sort of catchy and doesn't really drive you away from the game. However, I have only one complaint: How about assigning hotkeys for the red and blue buttons (i.e. Blue=A Red=S, you get the idea).

Other than that, this game was almost flawless. Oh, and an online scoreboard might be something to consider too.

Great job!