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Guilty Pleasure.

Wow, what a fun game that was. I had the best time blowing up Tom and Bush with grenades and mines, and burning them with fire.

I can't wait for another update featuring more items and modes.

Great job!

Funny as heck, but retarded gameplay.

This is what Newgrounds is all about: controversy after controversy.

I enjoyed the game to a certain degree, but after 5 minutes of repetitive gameplay, I immediatly got bored. This game could use a lot more options and a variety of people you can kill.

Decent.

I was hoping for a better game but I guess making a RTS game on Flash is very difficult... so good work.

The visuals were fine in the intro movie, but I had a big problem with the visuals in the actual game. The map looked rushed and the builings were fine, but could've been a more clean. The sound was satisfactory and the gameplay was creative and fun. However, I found it difficult to click the buttons sometimes and I was disappointed at the fact that I couldn't "unclick" a building selection after it had been clicked from the city menu.

I hope you can really brush up the graphics and fine-tune the gameplay a bit and release a version 2.

Fun, but not great.

Although the overall presentation of the game was great, it still does not save it from the too-simple kiddie gameplay. The visuals were decent but very boring to look at. Also, more enemy varieties and a way to quick-switch weapons without hassle could've been awesome. The sound was fairly simple, but this game could've use a techno loop track or something of that sort.

Tricky, tricky, tricky!

I was hoping for the last blonde chick to be a woman.. but I was miserable when I received the result.

Damn it, this flash is too great!

Barry-Fanilow responds:

Swive, will you have my babies?

PWN.

Damn it, you killed my boner once again!

I was preparing to fap to some hot chicks, but they all turned out to be MEN! I'm going to have nightmares tonight, thanks to this great, exciting game.

Barry-Fanilow responds:

making newgrounds a gayer place one step at a time...

Woot! I am a true ladies man!

Barry_Fanilow, Jamie_McGuire, that was amazing.

Every minute of it, I was sweating like two men humping each other and with every click, I sort of jumped but relaxed when I saw the conclusion. It was very suspenseful, and it's amazing what this world could hide.

<3

Barry-Fanilow responds:

you really know how to treat a flash!

<3

Terrible game.

This is proof that most NG users do not view the movies under judgement before voting on it.

The gameplay felt as if it was designed by a retarded 3 year old, but since I <3 Pete Doherty, I will give some credit for that.

And I want to eat a penguin.

cool-penguin-0 responds:

"This is proof that most NG users do not view the movies under judgement before voting on it."

I know, I thought it should have a higher score too.

A horrible game.

First of all, you made a game using an overused concept and no innovating features. Not only that, the visuals were lifeless and boring - the tank explosions looked really pathetic (a bunch of red lines.. lame) and the environment was not detailed enough to warrant a higher score. The sound was very basic, but some catchy tunes to go along with the game could've helped.

Now, the gameplay - it was terrible. Controlling the tank was way too difficult and there was no great pleasure in playing the game.

How could you improve this? Add some tunes, fix up the visuals, and tweak the gameplay for easier control. Also, try adding more features and options, such as new modes and new weapons/enemies.

Too easy.

This game was too easy and was boring overall. The graphics were hideous and the gameplay was repetitive and dumb. I beat the game without dying in about 2-3 minutes.

This is totally not SlipperyMooseCakes

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