swive's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[Stick Movie Tutorial 2]

Yes!

Exactly what I needed. Thanks for the great tutorial, and keep up your great work!

Satoshiji responds:

Thanks, I will try.

[Peanut Boxing]

The 3rd boxer raped me.

This game was not bad and fairly decent. However, I found the gameplay to be a bit boring and the levels repititive. Also, the lack of any music bored me as heck. Nice try, but several problems plague this one.

bockasaurus responds:

next one will have a variaty of backgrounds, arrow keys to dodge, and I will add background music.

[The Girl Next Door SB]

Not bad..

.. but it'll be a bit hard to pull off prank calls with this one. It would be convenient if you can post all the sounds on just one frame, and get rid of all the "next" buttons.

Speaking of The Girl Next Door, I still need to watch it. :-D

UnrealSem responds:

Ya, when i make soundboards i tend to just try and pick out funny quotes from a movie instead of single words that are good for pranks! Maybe the next board i do i will make for pranks. It's gonna be a "Harold and Kumar go to White Castle" soundboard!

[Bowling Challenge]

Interesting!

"Excellent amount of fruit! The taste of wine is good, but I need more to enjoy. There's a bit of soda in here, yuck."

Final Score: 7.5

What an interesting, creative flash game! This game really tests your reflexes and I had a fun time trying different levels of fruit, wine, and soda to see what the results are.

If you plan on making a version 2, I hope you can add more stuff such as ice, lemon, etc. Or maybe you can making a "Baking Challenge."

Excellent work!

cykotiq responds:

Thanks for the excellent idea! I'm taking the "Baking Challenge" in serious consideration.

[Chocobo Pong]

Pong.. with chocobos?

What would they think of next? =p

I enjoyed the game, and everything semmed flawless except for one thing: the chocobo moves too fast, and the slider moves too slow. If you can make the slider a bit faster to match the chocobo's speed, or slow down the chocobo's speed, that would make this pong game a lot more enjoyable.

ThePurityClock responds:

If you continuously hit it, it speeds up. And i will think of more pong remakes...hmm...Zelda Chicken Pong perhaps...

[Know-It-All 8 Ball]

Bleh.

Another uninspired, lame 8 ball game.

cloned-illusion responds:

Wah wah wah.

Flash by Swive:
-none-

Therefore, I doubt you can make something and submit it to this website, hoping it would pass judgement like this did. This review means nothing to me, and I conclude that you suck llama nuts.

Fag.

[Bomb Disposal Hippos]

Fun game.

That was a fun game, and it makes a great multiplayer game too. However, I wish there were more options such as customizing your hippos and an online scoreboard.

Good work.

blobbostuff responds:

goood ideas! I like the customisation one. I'll bear them in mind if i make a remake!

[Hairstyle Rampage]

Nicely drawn!

Everything was carefully and nicely drawn, and I really liked the hairstyles (Solid Snake's hairstyle was best!). However, I got irritated listening to the same music loop over and over and there should be backgrounds and such. hope you can improve upon this and make a ver2. Nice work.

Moonlight-Dragun responds:

lol thanks, i'm still new to flash so i dont know how to do everything yet, but i'll try my best next time.

[Splash and Dash]

Very, very steep learning curve.

This game's presentation looks awesome, but when you actually start playing it, it's impossible to enjoy yourself. The AI always wins the race somehow and the pit crew options are sort of difficult for newbies to catch on quick.

Youdagames responds:

Believe me when you get the hang of the pits there are so many strategies you can try it's incredible. We have installed a highscore online that has all the circuits so that all sorts of highscores are possible.
You can be the winner of a race in that highscore or a overall winner(season) or you can be in the fastest lap listings. Have fun!

[Overrun]

Overrun!

This game is visually great, and has very well done responsive controls, but the fun does not last long. I grew tired of the repetitiveness within 5 minutes into the game and almost dozed off. If the game could be more exciting, that would be great.

Denvish responds:

It gets more exciting in the later/Panic levels. I just didn't realise when I made it that everyone on NG was a speed/adrenaline freak and wanted to be surrounded by 300 fiends from the word go. If mkII gets made, it'll start off faster.